Salma Hayek Slams Trump For Fecal Matter Nation Allegations
Salma Hayek has involved herself in a one-sided argument with President Trump over whether or not “shithole nations” actually exist. Salma sits on the side of the fence that states these types of...
View ArticleFemale Comedian Files Restraining Order Against Trump For Laughs
When being funny for a living isn’t working out for you filing a restraining order against the president should grab the attention your career as a professional comedian was lacking. I know most...
View ArticleMelania Trump Snubs The Hand That Breeds Her
Over their hundreds of appearances, First Lady Melania and President Donald Trump had a small awkward exchange, so naturally it’s news that we care about. The two were standing in the Rose Garden at...
View ArticleOpen Post: Kanye Trump
my MAGA hat is signed pic.twitter.com/DrDHJybS8V — KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018 Yesterday Kanye West found out that the easiest way to get national media coverage is to say that you’re...
View ArticleRobert De Niro Never Wants To Eat Next To Trump
Originally it was assumed that Robert De Niro banned Trump from eating at his Nobu restaurant chain. But a rep for Robert has clarified that De Niro said Trump is allowed to eat really expensive sushi...
View ArticleStormy Daniels No Longer In Trouble For Sexual Acts At Ohio Strip Club
In the wee hours of the morning, a porn star was arrested at an Ohio strip club. If you’re from Ohio, this is old hat, and you can feel free to move on to another post. For the rest of you, get...
View ArticleFirst Video Of Man Vandalizing Donald Trump’s Walk Of Fame Star
One of the more tragic sights to take in while in Hollywood, CA is the Walk of Fame, which you can find being trampled by tweaking off-brand Dora the Explorer impersonators on a daily bases. Beneath...
View ArticleAn Unfaithful Stormy Daniels Is Divorcing After Almost Endangering Her Child
If Stormy Daniels seemed like marriage material to you then you absolutely deserve everything that comes along with your decision to wed a washed up pornstar. Men make mistakes, but making an honest...
View ArticleWhat Did Kanye West Mean By Abolishing The 13th Amendment?
Chris Rock’s Instagram story captured Kanye West going on a rant about Trump after “SNL” last night. Cheering and boos can be heard from the audience. pic.twitter.com/aXmG9JirrM — Frank Pallotta...
View ArticleDonald Trump Likes Taylor Swift’s Music 25% Less Now That She’s A Democrat...
View this post on Instagram A post shared by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Oct 7, 2018 at 4:33pm PDT Yesterday the infamously apolitical Taylor Swift dealt a blow to her adoring white...
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